From today's Sun:
Wow, MARIAH CAREY seems to have put on some serious timber judging by these pictures.
I feel for the three dancers straining to lift the diva's junk-laden trunk.
Mariah was warbling away for American TV's Today Show live from New York's Rockefeller Plaza.
Looking at the combined muscle the blokes had to use to hoist her off the ground, it might be better for Mariah to stick to floor routines from now on.
She's getting too heavy to Carey.
Mariah Carey is an unlikely person for me to defend so I won't. The Sun's article however can't be. This is the UK's biggest selling newspaper. Heaven help us. Insulting, vile, and (arithmetically) inaccurate.