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Jim'll Paint It

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Dear Jim,    Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider. Thanks,  Tommy

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Today on Twitter

A truly important moment in Premier League history.

Reading defender Sean Morrison begins #ceralquest:

Decided i'm going to go through every cereal EVER made & give an in depth analysis & ratings on each 1,quest 2 find the greatest cereal!

This needs to be done properly! Who the cereal best suits, what time of day does it best react to the palate! #cerealquest

Fair test must be applied! 1. Same type of milk! (semi-skimmed) 2. same bowl & spoon! NOTE TO SELF, must not be biased towards old favs!

A lot of people already trying to sway my decisions before iv'e started! THIS is going to be the greatest experiment mankind has witnessed!

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